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英语演讲搞笑小短文
英语演讲短文
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?
" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?
少于50字的
搞笑英语小短文
「带翻译」
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1、Text(正文)
:The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her
side.And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his gr...
英语幽默小
故事7篇
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英语幽默小故事1
My husband,Michael,a bus driver,was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman
wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors. 我丈夫,麦克是个开大巴士的。一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时,一位乘客喊过有位...
适合外教课
演讲
的
英文搞笑小
故事,2分钟左右的,
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Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tell us,what's the biggest in the world?老师
:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?Peter:Well,well.eyelids.彼得:嗯……嗯……眼皮……Teacher:What?Eyelids?老师:什么?眼皮?Peter:Yes,sir.Because as soo...
初一水平的
英语小
笑话(
演讲
)
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The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?
"一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"...
我要一篇
英语
的课前
演讲
,一分钟左右的,可以是
幽默短文
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过了一两分钟,他睁开双眼朝窗外望去,接着对朋友说道:“看下面那些人,他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小,是不是?” “那些就是蚂蚁,”他的朋友答道,“我们还在地面上。” A Nail Or A Fly?An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand...
...有意义的故事也行 当然个人偏向
幽默的小短文
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One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, "We went to meet the sages in dreamland."有一天,天气很热,有几个学生在教室里睡着了。当这位老师斥责他们的时候,他们说:“我们去梦里见圣人了。”"What did ...
跪求
英语
课前三分钟的
演讲
稿 或者一些小故事、笑话也行 初一水平...
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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?Q: How can ...
英语幽默小短文
五年级
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小威利:亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。(一)小明上
英文
课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?老师说:Go ahead。小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?老师说:Go ahead。小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
英语短文小
故事有趣
幽默
答:
英语幽默小
故事10篇(带翻译)如下:Midway Tactics Three peting store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs ...
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