急求幽默搞笑的英语问题,明天问我们外教…

明天我们有一节课可以向外教提各种问题,老师让我们今天开始准备问题,我要那种能够活跃气氛的问题,幽默搞笑轻松点的…
我大学一年级。
大家帮我想想,多想点不要紧,精彩的可以追加分数…
正经点的…

第1个回答  2009-09-24
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了。

Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What?Eyelids?

老师:什么?眼皮?

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得:是的,老师。因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了本回答被提问者采纳
第2个回答  2009-09-28
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

猫和老鼠

布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友,她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么?”朋友问道。“一只小猫,”布朗夫人回答说,“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠,我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。
第3个回答  2009-09-24
Do you think i;m gonna kick your ass ?
第4个回答  2009-09-24
Do you think i;m gonna kick your ass?
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