在线求一篇英语小短文

Question

1。幽默一点的小故事类的
2。200-300字吧，不要太长就好
3。初3能看懂的

Answer 1

Mr.Smith was a blacksmith in a small town. He was very absent-minded. One day he went to visit a friend and his friend lived not far from the market.They had dinner together and talked, for Smith liked talking very much. The clock stucked twelve then one, two...and still Smith kept on talking. But by this time the friend was feeling very tired and kept looking at the clock on the wall. At last, he said,"Smith ,dear friend, I don't want to be impolite, but you see, I have to go to market at six tomorrow morning and I must go to bed now."
"Oh, my goodness!"said Smith in surprise. "I thought you were at my home."

译文:
Smith先生在一座小镇里曾经是一位铁匠. 他很粗心大意. 一天他去拜访一位朋友, 而这位朋友住的离市场不远. 他们一边聊天一边共进了晚餐, 因为Smith先生很喜欢聊天. 时间到了12点,1点,2点... Smith先生仍然在继续说着. 但那位朋友此时已经非常疲惫, 并不停的看着墙上的挂钟. 最后, 他说:"Smith, 亲爱的朋友, 我并不想不礼貌(打断你), 但是你看, 我明早6点必须要去市场, 我现在该睡觉了."
"噢, 天啊!"Smith惊讶的说道,"我还以为你这是在我家里呢."

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Answer 2

Once a fox invited a stork to dinner. He put nothing on the table except some soup in a very shallow dish.
The fox could easily lap up the soup, but the stork could only wet the end of her long bill in it. When she left the meal, she was still very hungry. "I am sorry," said the fox, "the soup is not to your taste."
"Please do not apologize," said the stork. "I hope you will come to my house, and dine with me soon."
A few days later the fox visited the stork. He found that his food was put in a long bottle, and the mouth of the bottle was very narrow.He could not insert his big mouth into it, so he ate nothing. "I will not apologize," said the stork.
"One bad turn deserves another."

●一次，狐狸请鹤来吃饭。他除了浅盘子中的一点汤以外，什么也没有准备。

●狐狸可以轻而易举地喝到汤，但是鹤只够蘸湿他长长的嘴尖。吃完饭后，鹤仍旧很饥饿。“很抱歉,”狐狸说,“这汤不合你的口味”。

●“别客气，”鹤说，“过几天请到我家来和我一起吃饭吧。”

●几天后，狐狸应邀而至，他发现食物都装在一个长长的瓶子里，而瓶口很细，他无法将他的大嘴伸进去，什么也吃不到。“我不想道歉，这是你应得的回报。”鹤说。

寓意: 如果我们故意去伤害别人，最终只会害了自己。

Answer 3

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http://www.lehe8.com/zhuanti/2006/0724/48123.html
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