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    又幽默又短的英语笑话，希望能让你开心！

    一、英语幽默短笑话1：　

    Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.　　

    Mum:There is no electricity tonight.　　

    Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.　　

    迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。　　

    妈妈：今晚停电了。　　

    迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。

    二、英语幽默短笑话2

    The Fish Net

    "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

    "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

    "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?" 老师发问道。

    "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

    三、英语幽默短笑话3

    Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

    I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

    Well, bring me the winner then.

    服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。

    对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

    哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

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