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True storyTrue story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Answer 1

storyTrue真实的故事,我很高兴。我和我的女朋友约会超过一年,所以我们决定结婚。我的父母在各方面帮助我们的朋友们,我和我的女朋友,鼓励我吗?她是一个梦想!只有一件事烦我,确实非常,有一件事是她的妹妹。我未来的嫂嫂是20岁,穿着紧身迷你裙和低切的上衣。她经常在靠近我俯下身去,我得到了许多令人愉快的观点的内裤。它必须是经过深思熟虑的。她从来没有它时,她已接近任何人。有一天小妹妹打电话问我来查结婚请柬。当我到达时,她很孤独。她向我低语,不久我就结婚,她对我的感情和愿望,她无法克服的,并不是真的想要克服。她告诉我她想让爱我一次我结婚前,我的生活和她的姐妹。我是在总休克,一句话也说不出来。她说:“我要上楼到我的卧室,如果你想继续它就来帮我。”我很震惊。我被冻在冲击看着她走上楼去。当她到达山顶时,她脱下自己的裤子,把他们在我走下楼梯。我在那儿站了一会儿,然后转身径直走到门口。我打开门,走了出去。我径直走向我的汽车。我的未来岳父站在外面。他的眼里饱含着泪水,他拥抱我,说:“我们非常高兴你已经通过了我们的小测试。我们不可能找到比他更适合我们的女儿。欢迎来到这个大家庭。

“这则故事的寓意是:"

“总是把安全套存放在你的车。”

Answer 2

真实的故事，我很高兴我的女朋友跟我约会已经一年余了，开始商酌婚礼嫁娶之事。我的父母极尽全力帮我们，朋友也很热心，还有我的朋友？她是一个梦！惟一困恼我的是，是她有一个妹妹，真的头疼。我未来的内妹年方二十，常穿迷你裙跟低胸装，当在我身边一弯腰的时候，时常可以不介意间看到她的内裤，很多时候是有一的，有人的时候她从不这么样，有一天，小妹叫我过去看一下婚席请帖，到的时候，她是一个人，她小声的告诉我，我马上要结婚了，她对我有些感觉跟期盼自己过不去，也不想跨过去，她告诉我她曾经有跟我亲热的冲动，就在我向她姐姐求婚的时候，我惊住了，一语不发，然后她说，我上楼了，就在我的房间，如果你想跟我有继续，就上来，我是你的。看着她上去的身影，我傻了，当她走到楼梯顶上，把她的内裤脱了扔到我头上。我傻站了一会，开门走了出去，直接走向自己的车，我的这是，老丈人正站在门外，眼看含泪抱着我说，我们激动你通过了这个小测试，再也找不到一个更好的男人来做我们的女婿，欢迎走进这个家门。
这个故事要告诉你的就是，把TT留在你的车里（要是放在口袋里就容易犯事了）。本回答被提问者采纳

Answer 3

（楼主是真看不懂还是假看不懂啊！！）翻译呈上：
真实的故事！我很高兴。我和女友已经恋爱一年多了，并且我们决定结婚。我的父母在各方面支持我们，我的朋友鼓励我，而我的女友？她太美啦！现在只有一件事情困扰着我，真实存在的，那就是是她的妹妹。我的小姨子20岁，身着超短裙和紧低胸上衣。她每次弯腰靠近我时，我都能看到她的内衣。她肯定是故意的！因为当她接近他人时从来不这样做。有一天小姨子打电话叫我过去检查婚礼的邀请函。我来时只有她一个人在，她低声对我说，不久我要结婚了，她无法克服也不想克服对我的情感和欲望。她告诉我，她只是想在婚前和我做一次爱，之后我要用一生好好对她的姐姐。我震惊的说不出一个字。她说：“我要去楼上我的卧室，如果你想要，就跟我来。”我惊呆了。我被冻结在震惊，因为我看着她走了楼梯。当她上楼后，她脱下了她的内裤，朝我扔下来。我在那里站了一会儿，然后转身直奔前门。我打开门，走出房子，径直走向我的车。我未来的公公正站在外面，眼中闪着泪光，拥抱我，说：“我们非常高兴您已通过我们的小测试。你是我女儿最好的人选了，欢迎来到这个家。
这个故事告诉我们：
套套要永远放在车里